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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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Dang, hiring feels like the last thing I'd want to outsource. Don't they literally need to know what the job entails to be able to hire correctly? Maybe I'm overestimating the effectivity of corpos
The point is the difference between the slacker on the shop floor and the slacker in the back office is just the job title, not the approach. If you can let other people do all the work while you collect a paycheck, you're winning as a slacker.
Now, you might think, 'but won't they just get fired once their direct report gets wind of what they're doing?' The answer is yes, but if their direct report is also slacking, when would they see the employee's work to know they need to be fired?
And if they're a good liar, the slacker can say 'Oops, yeah, I fucked up by trusting Soandso with that. I've fired them now so it won't be a problem anymore.' Then they burn that employee/contractor and keep collecting a paycheck. Depending on how lazy/stupid/gullible their management is, this can be repeated for years.
What a sad life. I could not live with that damocles sword over my head
It's a self-perpetuating system too. Bad managers create awful workplaces, where people who come in wanting to do good things are punished for trying until they become slackers and slackers keep going as long as the managers' ignorance allows. Then the shmooziest slackers are in perfect position to take the manager's seat when they go.