I'm convinced black sails is the reason why "Long John Silver's; The Restaurant" remains open.

People used to say it was a front for money laundering (because they only truly get business during lent) but I say, it's because of the show.

Next time you run across hushpuppy heaven, ask for "the fritter fratter", they'll take you to the basement. Yes, every location has a basement...

Anyway,

After you get down there, a person in full leather will fall out of the ceiling from above. Dust them off, then say "let's get at er"

The leather clad greeter will then seat you and give you the actual menu.

Ask for "The Peg-Leg" and your server will appear, dressed as a parrot; and lead you back upstairs to the fryers in the kitchen, dumping everything into the same grease.

Explaining to you why this is how it has to be, your server will then take you by the hand to the bathrooms, the very last stall, and shall point at a glory hole with the sharpie inscription "here be Long John"