I go to the doctor a lot. I'm not young but most of the patients my doctor sees are probably around twice my age ... And they love to gossip. As I live in a small town, they all seem to know each other, too. The most recent time I went there, a small gaggle of seniors were gathered in the room bragging to each other about their stereotypical old person injuries.

One of the first times I was at the office of the particular doctor in question, there were three older ladies chatting in the waiting area. They were specifically discussing their plans once their (presumably similarly aged) husbands died.

I don't remember what the other two said, but one of the women declared that she had a cache of drugs stashed and planned to take all of them.