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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 75 points 6 days ago

Okay, I watched the video and that cookie was bound to be awful.

  • the chocolate was 100% dark, you need to add sugar and/or milk. Most chocolate chips are semi sweet.
  • was that flour even baking flour?
  • something was definitely off with that egg, there was no adhesion.
  • he mismeasured like 4 things due to spillage not tared out. Probably no real difference.
  • I’m suspicious the vanilla extract was done correctly.
  • his mixing sucked
  • an oil based cookie is going to have less flavour than butter based.
  • the actual cook was done wrong because he removed it from the oven. The stuff he saw on the top was likely due to bad mixing, the cracks due to flour. When he removed it and put it back in the vacuum oven it would have just suctioned the cookie outwards instead of rising inside.

Plus, there was no control cookie from grandma.

[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 61 points 6 days ago

Hey hey hey now. You don't watch Nile Red to see him do things easily, competently, or even the right way. You watch him to turn vinyl gloves into cherry soda. 😋

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago

I’ll have to watch more of his videos to assess.

I did appreciate the energy and the sheer over engineering of it.

I just think he can do better.

And we need to know how the impure cookie from grandma tastes out of 10. For science.

[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 20 points 6 days ago

When it comes to chemistry he's very knowledgeable and has done some really impressive and hard to do chemical reactions. But he's studied science and chemistry and comes at everything he does from that angle. Which doesn't always work out how you might think. This being a case in point. Just like the super Red Bull video they did. Or when they created dry pelleted human Chow.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Or when they created dry pelleted human Chow.

god, I watched that vid. When it is described on camera as pre-chewed hamburger and they can barely choke down a spoonful because of how dry it is, I was amazed they even joked about trying to actually make and sell it.

[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 7 points 6 days ago

Yes lol watching them process whole burgers, a pizza, and a complete KFC meal. With chicken, corn, mashed potatoes and gravy into a liquid slurry was also a bit of an anxious horror show.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago
[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 3 points 6 days ago

Not one lol. I think it was a cheeseburger straight up with no lettuce and a pepperoni pizza with no Peppers or anything like that.

It was a big mac, so it had lettuce!

[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 2 points 6 days ago

Aaaah bad memory bad! Shit I think I may have caught the olds. You're right it was. Balanced slurry diet restored!

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

He's very iffy when it comes to safety, too. The comments section for his video about making his own liquid nitrogen is littered with experts telling him how insanely unsafe his setup is and how he's basically built and installed a ticking time bomb in his workshop.

[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Honestly, aint nothing I trust less than youtube comment experts. Checkout william osmans answer to the "experts" on his xray machine. (Will and Nile are friends and have a podcast together, aptly named safety third).

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Normally I'd never trust YouTube comments, but a channel where a wealthy scientist does all the weird experiments they've always wanted to do attracts a lot of other scientists. Their concerns make sense, too - the equipment he bought isn't rated for the use he's putting it to, let alone his future plans to make liquid helium.

And pressure vessels are one of those things where you want to be absolutely certain it's safe. You don't fuck around with Delta P - failure of a pressurized (or depressurized in this case) vessel is the kind of thing that registers on local seismographs.

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Well and that video is on NileBlue, that’s his non-serious channel.

[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 1 points 6 days ago

Heh true indeed.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I'm a chef. Watching Nigel do anything with food hurts my soul.

I also suspect that tasting and smelling some of the things he's made, like ultra capsaicin and synthetic ass, has destroyed his senses.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

To be totally fair to him, NileBlue is his second channel where he puts things he’s less proud of. At least that used to be the case, it’s been a minute since I’ve been on YouTube.

[-] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 11 points 6 days ago

Yeah, the stuff on Nile Blue is more improvised and/or insane. It's where he has an excess of "Fuck it, we'll do it live" energy. Nile Red is for when he actually knows what he's doing. When you watch Nile Red you see him actually being competent and professional.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

TIL the difference between the two channels. Thanks!

[-] cinoreus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Nile reds cooking skills are shit. If you wanna watch more (also worse) watch him roast coffee.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 6 days ago

the thing he learned afterwards is that the reference substances sold by NIST are for like... particle size testing, or chemical analysis. they are usually sterilised so that the substance does not change over time (wrt mould and such), but that process does not take human consumption into account. that flour could have been like a decade old.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I want to start a debate:

Do you people use mayonnaise on the outside of your grilled cheese, or butter? Or margarine?

Similar to this cookie I find mayo (oil based) gives too clean of a flavour, whereas the frying of the butter improves the grilled cheese with a bit more caramelization and flavour on the bread. Salted or unsalted are both preferable to me.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Margarine is a crime against humanity.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I've always used butter, mainly because the idea of heating/cooking mayo weirds me out even though I know rationally that it's a perfectly valid thing to do. (Probably something to do with how it goes all translucent and gross if you leave it to dry out, whereas butter stays palatable.)

I haven't used margarine since I moved out of my parents' house. Baby boomers might be into that fake shit, but I'm not.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Butter on the outside, mayo on the inside

Chef John’s grilled cheese man. Try that instead. Cheese caramelizes way better.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

https://foodwishes.removed/2010/05/inside-out-grilled-cheese-sandwich.html

I’ve never seen this, but this does look superior, thanks

I have made it! It's really good. But like most grilled cheese, the ingredients are really important. Might take some trial and error to find the ideal cheese to melt outside. Sometimes I do super sharp, sometimes I do mild... I really need to try manchego.

I'm a sucker for parm crisps and similar, so even parmesean might work, but i'd probably mix it with something so it sticks better.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I made this today (but I used pizza mozzarella ovaries of cheddar on the outside, it crisps up about the same)

It was good, but my technique needs improving.

The weight of the sandwich as a whole smooshed my white bread, so it was denser than I’d like.

Would make again though.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I use mayo because my wife and two of my kids are lactose intolerant, but as long as you use a decent mayo (e.g. Dukes) it comes out pretty good. I have also found using a slight bit of seasoning (mix of salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, maybe cayenne) kicks it up a notch. Sure, using salted Kerrygold butter is slightly tastier than mayo, but it isn't enough to make a big difference IMO..

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