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[-] mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Hope you like making paperclips while Clippy watches you and ratchets up your productivity expectations, buddy.

~also a joke, but an AI with surveillance capabilities has the potential to be a really annoying boss. See Amazon drivers that aren't allowed to wipe their brow while they drive or take a pee break~

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Hey there skipper! Looks like your meatbag fingers are getting tired! That 1% decrease In speed is coming out of your paycheck!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I've already made a rule. I am not going to work any job that tells me when I can pee, or that I'm not going fast enough.

If all of you would do the same, they wouldn't be able to demand that of you either.

this post was submitted on 27 May 2026
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