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[-] riskable@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago

Why bother with a heist? Just turn the tip of your finger into a great big diamond from time to time.

Or more classical: Impersonate a rich person and do some transfers out of their accounts.

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

Why the tip of your finger? Just use a fingernail, clip it off, donezo.

[-] edwardbear@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

“What’s your wish?” “I want my fingernails and boogers to turn into diamonds”

“The fuck is wrong with you”

this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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