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this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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Ok. Valid. However, once you turn into the pen, you’re a pen on a shelf next to a bag full of the stolen money, which I assume the bank employees, that were not traumatized by seeing you turn into a pen, will put back into their drawers. Pen probably confiscated, studied, disassembled.
Gotta rethink that one. Lots can go wrong.
Can't you just turn into a slime mold or bacteria to escape?
You're leaving the money behind. Defeating the whole purpose of robbing the bank!