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  1. He has a room full of sith artifacts

  2. He influenced Count Dooku to seperate themselves from the Republic

  3. He spends a LOT of time with young Jedi younglings and padawans, not in a good way

  4. He's been mentioned in the Sith Documents, and has a bunch of photos with Darth Plageuis

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[-] zabadoh@ani.social 14 points 1 week ago

As a fundamentalist Jedi, Palpatine has done more to further our faith than any other so-called supporters:

He exposed the Jedi kiddie molestation ring on Coruscant, and wiped out the disgusting perpetrators masquerading as true Jedi.

Killed or exiled Jedi-in-name-only, or JINO molesters like Yoda, Mace Windu, and Kenobi so they'll never bother our kids again!

Fallen heroes of the Thin Red Line like Maul, Dooku, and that valiant General Grievous died so the Empire could be rid of these Menaces.

Palpatine's appointment to the Galactic Supreme Court have made abominations like Force Ghosts unconstitutional to enabling sprits to have their final rest instead of being dragged along forever by so-called Chosen Ones.

He's making the Empire stronger than the Republic ever was by increasing defense spending on Death Stars and Star Destroyers instead of subsidizing violent criminal immigrants like Wookies, Sand People, and Jawas.

He may have some Sith-like quirks like shooting lightning from his fingers and red light sabers, but he holds inspiring Galactic Prayer Rallies on the Imperial Plaza!

[-] BiCycleRiderr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This is beautiful!

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