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[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Don't give them ideas! Next it will only toast revolition brand bread. Any other will not turn on the toaster and void warranty

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

There's an RFID chip in the bread to enable toasting on compatible models.

"No, that's the XF-6800 toaster, it can only toast XF 6-series bread and above. You're using XC-4, you need the one that says "premium ultra."

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 23 hours ago

They already do that to authenticate cheese.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

They put it in the rind that nobody eats, and that's to combat counterfeits, not to userlock appliances

this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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