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Financial planner operating on strange assumption Gen Z client will have society to retire into (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[-] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago

Gen Z? By 2040 I doubt there'll be anything to retire to. Max 2050.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Good news is that in year 2032, President GPT-Trump-Jesus™ will issue an executive edict that all will be allowed to pull out their retirement funds tax free early to encourage crypto and prediction market investments.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 4 points 5 days ago

Why allow humans to invest? Retirement funds will be managed by AI agents, like it or not.

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