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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 217 points 1 month ago

swap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we'll talk

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 93 points 1 month ago

I use Arch BTW.

Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago

I thought Emacs is all you need?

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 43 points 1 month ago
[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.

[-] Morphit@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

According to this documentary, you're wrong!

[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.

[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago

I am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself

[-] dai@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

That's pneumatic Linux, though.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Actually it's GNUmatic Linux.

[-] WR5@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Likely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!

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