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[-] newton@feddit.online 3 points 2 days ago
[-] mech@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

To save the planet, we sedate Trump and send him on a one-way trip to Tau Ceti.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Why spend millions on a rocket when a one dollar bullet will do the job?

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

One dollar? Wow, the inflation is worse than I thought.

Come to think of it, perhaps Trump is trying to become bullet-proof by making sure nobody can afford bullets...

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I have no idea how much that sort of thing costs.

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