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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Impractical_Island@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Ah goodie, I applied basic grammar to illuminate n teach and I got banned from the spirituality community on my second day in this mesh of communities! I would say that's a badge of honor, but that would give OTHER people still locked in duality the impression that getting banned is outright good. As the aliens told me through a kumquat-watermelon layup while I was logging into my bank just now, I should stop going for the world record all the time.

The tragedy of my life! Yea, I scored 147 on the IQ test I was required to take at age twenty for reasons, which is undoubtedly lower now with all the drain bamage from drugs and hitting myself in the head as hard as I could, because schizoautismo trauma, and yea, my trained verbal IQ is about as high as it can go in the human form, but as implied, my EQ is -9001, and my judgment is comically bad, hence the Craigslist incident, and the thing about being different is no one gives af about you because it would require effort on their part to meet you halfway, which is only further enhanced that the fact that the literal Illuminati has a figurative gun to my head, making me play this character that is an exaggerated caricature of my past self with ten extra IQ points so I may market my content to the people who need it most in the most effective manner.

And the point I was leading to before some kum took the steering wheel was that one must have more empathy in this world. I know I play a jackass at times; my one handler explained that I would know when to turn the jets on to really lay into someone. It's about matching energy. I'm supposed to give the same I am given, in most cases. Exceptions exist, in both directions, but this creates a problem in that I can go a mile over someone's head and capability to respond, and in doing so I so rarely get the chance to run circles around them, as they run away.

Or I get banned, in this case. I don't even know what I did, Autismo Supreme over here, and will I ever find out the exact normative boundaries of this new community I'm in? No, trigger-happy mod values traditional order over non-normative value, to mean that in order to maintain self-sustaining cultural egregoric memeplexuses within their network, they must prune anything that perturbs the narrative they fight for, not being aware they are a cognitive resource used by higher beings in ivory towers powered by the military industrial complex to maintain the culture THEY want them to.

Because otherwise the mod of a spiritual community should fucking recognize that the dinglebopper calling out a new poster (me) for not adhering to their personal standard of what constitutes "spirituality" (my fucking post was on the specific wording of the Bible, linking it with Buddhist cosmology at the end) has far less value to add to that community than the guy clearly demonstrating that he has perceived n undone the karmic fetters that bound him to the existence-illusion complex.

Unless that community was profiting (propheting) from their ignorant and weak-willed members, like a cult or something. Pfft, good thing I'm just one of the C-grade average cops, or whatever we call ourselves. Crackheads! That's it. Heh. A social credit score in my NSA? It's more likely than you think.

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[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

But I have a job to do. I think.

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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