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Windows is crashing Linux is flowering
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@Gulliver@lemmy.zip What does the French say?
windows is crashing linux is flowering, with linux there is no old pc only bad OS.
Crashing? With the context of the pictures and similarities with Spanish and Catalan idioms I would say windows stands you up.
"planter" in french can mean three things : plant (a seed), crash (a system) or break up (with someone)
Hence the triple pun
The system crashing I didn't know, does the computer plants itself or it plants you? in Spanish to plant someone or leave someone planted is to not show up on a date, so I would find it very funny if it was the latter.
Is the break up closer to dumping? I love to learn this kind on nuances.
"L'ordinateur a planté" means the computer crashed. There's no complement to the verb there, it just "planted."
L'ordinateur a planté, now I get it.
After looking a couple of dictionaries what I was trying to ask is if it was "a planté" or "s'est planté"
Thanks
"se planter" is yet another meaning of the word, it's slang for "make a mistake" or "have an accident" (usually involving a vehicle). E.g.:
Je me suis planté un clou dans le pied
"Ma petite amie m'a planté" is closer to "my girlfriend dumped me", it's a bit familiar. "Break up with X" could be "rompre avec X"
Thanks, one of these days I'll find some time to get French lessons.
I don't speak french or Spanish, but in Italian "windows ti ha piantato" it has the same three nuances that op wrote. When a computer is "piantato" it means it's frozen/crashed. Like it's stuck, planted in the ground.
For example someone can shout "Cazzo!!! Questo cazzo di computer si è piantato e ho perso il salvataggio del cazzo! Cazzo!"
Also a girlfriend can "piantato" = break up or do no show on appointment. And also "piantato" main meaning is to plant something in the spil
I love to learn these kind of similarities between close languages.
Yeah, the problem is that it's had to convey the double meaning because "planter" is often used about an electronic device crashing, so it's both windows crashed, and windows stood you up
Oh! I didn't know that one hahahahha I love it. Here we say that windows hung itself, "se colgó".
would make for a darker comic lmao
This is correct. From Larousse:
Familier. Abandonner brusquement quelqu'un, quelque chose quelque part : Il m'a planté au coin de la rue.
Unless it is a 486 and you want to stay current :P
I yearn for my old 486. the best rig I have ever owned.
Way way back. I was given a 486 (when pentium 90/100s were normal) at work to run the experimental internet connection on (the head of the company at the time didn't think this internet fad would last). So I installed some magazine coverdisk linux and connected the office to the internet via a single modem.
I think it had a peak uptime of 550 days before it was replaced.
It's OK, gramps, let's get you back to bed.
Oh sweet child, you'll never understand the pleasure of cutting motherboard PCB traces and replacing resistors to overclock a DX2 to 90MHz to play freely distributed CD-ROM cereal box AoE.
I already had a 233 MHz PII when AoE came out, so no.
I was poor as fuck back in AoE times, my computer was already oolllllld.
I still have my cereal box AoE CD somewhere...
Hey, it was really better times when you could have your computer in any colo(u)r you wanted, so long as it was beige.
Now you can have any colour you want, but they have mandatory LEDs embedded in every peripheral a d they no longer sell opaque cases.
You're not kidding. I have no real interest in RGB. But it was cheaper to buy a case with a glass panel and the RGB ram of the same spec was cheaper than non RGB.. I just made all the LEDs Borg green and left it that way.
Unplugging the RGB stuff is pretty simple.
The only RGB things I have is an NVidia 3080, and the RGB ram. Unplugging those would cause me a problem. I could set them to off. But, they're there now. So I make them Borg green.
But if either of them (or the case) cost me more to have the RGB/Glass I'd not have gotten them. It's absolutely not something I care about.
Resistance really is futile.
Resistors are futile.
Alternatively you can use Debian and keep using an older kernel :3
I read that to the melody of "What does the Fox say?".