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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. (gizmodo.com)
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[-] faceula@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Wednesday

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

I shall gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30...

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Blenteenth of Farglesblat

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