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All smartphones, including iPhones, must have replaceable batteries by 2027 in the EU (mashable.com)

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All smartphones, including iPhones, must have replaceable batteries by 2027 in the EU::undefined

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[-] 2tone@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

I came across this insane opinion piece the other day: https://www.laptopmag.com/features/mind-eurown-business-for-the-sake-of-the-iphone-apple-needs-to-fight-back

It's so surreal, it feels satirical

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 year ago

Say, “We at Apple, Think Different.” and refuse to be shepherded into the flock with the likes of the dirty android heathens. You can’t give in so easily. First, they’ll take your Lightning ports, then they’ll take your internal battery and IP68 rating, and before you know it, they’ll take your blue iMessage bubble too.

At that point, why even bother? You might as well throw a Qualcomm Snapdragon in the next iPhone and call it a day. Congratulations Apple, you have the best UI of any Android phone on the market.

What the actual fuck?

You swear this isn't satire?

[-] Bogasse@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I love how higher IP rating is always the argument, it looks like everybody in this planet is doing daily deep diving and needs its smartphone to do that 😅

[-] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago

Phones with IP67 or even IP68 exist with easily replaceable batteries.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

You'd think they'd figure out a way to have those high IP ratings and have removable batteries (they have afaik)

[-] sky@codesink.io 17 points 1 year ago

Are you sure it isn’t satire? I prefer to believe it is.

[-] stormtrooper@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

I sure hope it’s satire, but that pun!

“Mind EUROwn business?” chef’s kiss

[-] Tuggles@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I... Couldn't even make it through the whole article. Absolutely insane.

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Man, Tim Apple sounds pissed.

[-] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

Looking at this guy's other articles, unfortunetly it does not feel as satire.

[-] buckykat 1 points 1 year ago

truly astounding levels of corporate simping

[-] Fish@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it feels satirical

That's because it is satire.

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