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this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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you know the computer thing is it plugged in?
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I like it, but it’s even worse than that as I’ve never had my printer murder motorcyclists or trap me inside and burn my body into dust.
Don't worry. HP is working on this for their next firmware update.
Haha of course they are. Fucking HP.
"your HP subscription is about to expire, would you like to renew it? BTW, that's a nice house you've got there, it would be a shame if something were to happened to it."
Brb, buying every model of HP printer (gotta get a chance at going first, if you don't shoot you can't score)
That's not from lack of desire, but ability.
The spirit is willing, but the cord is short.
Man, imagine a printer with arms. You’re not surviving the night.
I got a shotgun, though. I think I've got a chance.
There was a bug in HP printers that let people remotely set them on fire.
No, see, we only call it a bug if it isn't meant to be in the software. In this case, it's a feature.
While telling you it can't open the door because it's out of magenta.
In the early 2000s my hp printer had a paper jam and the error message from cups was “printer on fire!”
But I suspect it would if it could.