Only Chuck Norris can use a copy machine and get an original (sh.itjust.works)

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RIP? More like, Reassigned Insurgent for Purgatory duty. I guess they need him more than we do. Go get 'em, Walker!
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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

The last major thing I saw him in was the movie The Expendables (2012). I never knew what year he became terrible. Perhaps that is how well Hollywood and the media keeps things muted.

As time goes on, the humans I think highly of are getting shorter and shorter.

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