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art of the deal
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I imagine that "the art of the deal" is him explaining what he got for selling his soul to the devil, not that he wrote it himself.
Donald: I want to renegotiate our deal
Devil: I already got your soul
Donald: I can give you the soul of my wife, children and all relatives.
Devil: In return for what? Wisdom? Fame? Fortune?
Donald: I already got those, I want to know everything about decorating, fashion and art.
Devil: Deal!