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[-] RaccoonBall@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All of them. The device has to phone home to apple to ask permission to run them.

to test close app (really shut, make sure dot on icon isnt glowing) then open and measure time

close app and then disconnect from the internet and launch again

the speed difference depends on how overloaded apples servers are.

[-] Quicky@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ve not come across this but I’ll check it out. Is that App Store apps only?

I think probably 90% of the apps I’ve installed have been through the homebrew package manager which likely means they don’t do any phoning home, but I’ll check out the pre-installed stuff and see if I can replicate.

[-] RaccoonBall@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Not sure aboit homebrew, honestly. thougj i was under the impression it was for every executable

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