They'll use anything from caveman LARPing to "law of the jungle" biotruths that don't really apply to DoorDash sent to their door to false equivalencies about how plants can feel pain to somehow justify their dae le epic bacon treats. If none of that works, the mask sometimes comes off and they try to sound tough and cool and subversive by triggering the le annoying vegans with their vivid announcements of enjoying cruelty