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[-] Usernamemonopoly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It’s all the same bullshit as six sigma with their black belts and shit. Or if you are devops the utter trash called “Agile”.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] teuniac_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How can you say Six Sigma is bullshit?

It's literally just a method of identifying a problem, measuring and analyzing its impact, and implementing a lasting solution.

The difference between the six sigma method and traditional organizations is that:

  • Six sigma gives power to experts (instead of middle managers), * It involves staff who are actually doing the work
  • It tests solutions before they're implemented
  • It acknowledges that many things can't be forced top-down by the boss
[-] raptir@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Because I'm not a six sigma whatever belt and all those things you listed are things that are just common sense.

[-] Usernamemonopoly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This dude has really drank the kool aid. Imagine being tricked into thinking that you need an imaginary black belt to do root cause analysis and participate in a project

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