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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 1 day ago

try {
    anal();
} catch() {
    std();
}

[-] Luccus@feddit.org 3 points 12 hours ago

I will use this to make my code unattractive for AI.

[-] sidelove@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    die('wear a condom next time');
}

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 40 points 1 day ago

That's legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.

[-] Redjard@reddthat.com 17 points 1 day ago

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    loop {
        sleep(1000000000);
        if HIV.has_cure {break}
    }
}

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