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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

int ๐Ÿ” = 1.0;
int nonchicken = 0.0;
int ๐Ÿฅš = ๐Ÿฅš + n ;
while ( ๐Ÿฅš < ๐Ÿ” ) , { nonchicken + n };
if ( nonchicken > 0.0 ) then { ๐Ÿ” = 1.0 };

Don't know if this will compile, but there should be an infinite number between 0 and 1, and 'n' should be the biological gap between species.

There should be one more line code to poll the value for the paradox, but I'm going to bed now.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Sounds legit. In my experience chickens are morons and have both a 1 in INT and WIS.

[-] probablymissing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

C+ programming, but badly.

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