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[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

What makes you think he wears underwear.

You're welcome.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"RFK Jr's saggy cock and balls flopping about in sweat-soaked sauna jeans as he cycles whilst Twink Rock air humps the bench behind"

This mental image brought to you by @PhoenixDog@lemmy.world.

Bonus: what does that room smell like?

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

You know that odor people have when they eat too much garlic? Yeah...

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Lol, the worst is that person doesn't smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It smells exactly like you would expect it to. Stale cigarettes, stanky ball sweat, and international disappointment.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.

[-] hector@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Damn, checkmate I didn't even see that one coming.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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