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fuck you gooners.
We're trying but it gets a lot harder with lemmynsfw down.
But then again, when it gets harder it gets easier √(•_•)√
"ça va, ça vient.... et quand ça vient, ça va... très bien 😏"
Heaven forbid somebody has a hobby
Er, don't list it as a hobby in your CV, that's my advice.
You can put anything on a CV with some carfeful wording, observe: my hobbies include apreciating fine art in a relaxing enviroment. And rythmic aerobic exercises daily.
Subtle, yet blatant. I like it.
Oh, actually, during lunch break on the interview day: "I recall that you mentioned enjoying fine art. Who are some of your favourite artists?"
Or
"My sister is into aqua zumba, is that the kind of rhythmic exercise you're into?"
hobbies: GOON CAVING ALL DAY EVRY DAY
It'll be written in special ink
Ah yes, the CYMKI ink cartridges!
Why?
That sounds like an offer...
User name does not check out.
Who hurt you? Why are you lashing out angrily at strangers? Is everything going alright in your life?
Sometimes you just gotta jork it crazy style, bucko ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I'm just here to admire the down votes. Well done.
I gotta admit, each one is a little more dopamine. I've never been so well baited
Is this like "fuck you kids! Get off my lawn!"?
Or is it more like "fuck you buzz light-year!"?
its like “МАКС ИДИ НАХУЙ”
I'm afraid that's less clear.
translate it.
It just says Max, fuck you. But that makes even less sense, my name isn't Max
that’s a joke only Russians understand, MAX is a messenger that spies on you and the government is forcing it onto every device.
That sounds terrible. How, then, are gooners like MAX?
they are annoying, everywhere. like MAX is in russia
Hold on though, that doesn't make any sense. Max harms you and watches you.
I'm curious, can you define to me what you think gooners are and what you think that word means?
gooners (in slang) is a term to describe who is edging himself and can’t stop it or stops for a bit. Gooners are annoying and are everywhere, good art = gooners goon to it, even fucking anything will be gooned on.
it does not “harm” you it’s spyware and a ping virus that sends request to telegram and WhatsApp each time an action is made, overloading those servers with requests from big daily usage, that teachers, bosses, managers are forcing people who work there or learn there to install MAX.