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[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

The irresistible urge to consume at least one billionaire. They would think that if they don’t eat a billionaire they would die. Hilarity would ensue.

[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Doesn't have to be a billionaire. Anyone worth more than 5 millions is ok as well.

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

That's a bit low. 5 million is low enough that it could still be made through the fruits of their own labour if they're in a high paying industry. Would probably have to be $50M+ before you get exclusively the capitalist class.

[-] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, gotta set the bar a bit higher. Maybe net worth of 1b+.

And the thought should be that you feel like you would die if they aren't eaten.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Eating billionaires is the secret to eternal youth, life, and health."

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