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[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 66 points 3 weeks ago

Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, or RFK Jr.

Doc Brown

Doc Hollywood

Doctor Bombay

Doctor Claw

Doctor Demento

Doctor Detroit

Doctor Dirty

Doctor Dolittle

Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”

Doctor Doom

Doctor Evil

Doctor Feelgood

Doctor Frankenstein

Doctor Hannibal Lecter

Doctor Horrible

Doctor Jekyll

Doctor Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy

Doctor Martens

Doctor Moreau

Doctor Nick

Doctor Otto Octavius

Doctor Pepper

Doctor Scholl's

Doctor Orin Scrivello

Doctor Seuss

Doctor Spaceman

Doctor Spock

Doctor Strange

Doctor Strangelove

Doctor Who

Doctor Zhivago

Doctor Zoidberg

Dr. Dre

Dr. Enuf

Dr. Tran

Rug Doctor

Even Nurse Ratchet

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

You monster, you forgot Doctor Girlfriend

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

[-] officermike@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

Every time I post this list I get a few more suggestions. I can't believe it took this long for Kevorkian to show up.

He is a good doctor. He did EXACTLY what his patience wanted. Some people can't see past that.

THANKS!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Even Nurse Ratchet

I'm convinced she's a Deputy Secretary at HHS somewhere in the Trump org chart.

Dr. Tran

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Doctor Princess?

Doctor Kelso?

Doctor No?

Doctor Nick?

[-] paequ2@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

you have to mess up a lot to be less trustworthy than someone called Doctor Evil

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dr. Oz will kill you.

Dr. Phil will take all your money.

RFK Jr. LOOKS sick. Don't take health advice from sick people.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, somebody is really messed up. How many guesses do I get?

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is a real doctor. Too confusing or not funny. https://beautybydrcat.com/

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ha! What an odd coincidence, and yet I'm not surprised!

Well, for the record, the webcomic cat would do things like get distracted and lose mousey toys during surgery, and I'd still trust him over Oprah's favorite daytime human scat commentator. Lol

Best of luck on your journey engineering the perfect diss joke. XD

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