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Map of the US after losing world war 3
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41974212
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this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
You'll have to speak French or German though.
As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
I believe the Danish take the crown.
Is it worse than Japanese?
https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
Don't know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
Is Cajun close enough?
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
Realistically it'd be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.
They're already 2/3rds of the way there.
As someone in the south... PLEASE RECONSIDER!
You're more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.
Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.
"Occupation zone" means we are putting our boots, not our hands.
The PNW makes the most sense for Europe to take