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[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 136 points 1 month ago

The OOP boilerplater is the only one with a job.

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 124 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imperative stonager works there too. You've just never seen him because he hasen't accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 month ago

You've just never seen him because he hasen't accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.

And counting!

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

I like the functional parts of C♯, though.

[-] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

This. I've been writing some game mods in it recently and LINQ is... pretty nice. switch expressions, too.

This is coming from a dude formerly from the "OOP Boilerplater" camp, though, so maybe I just have low standards.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

LINQ is... pretty nice.

Seriously. Want monads? LINQ is monads!

[-] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

"Wanna see me turn a dozen lines of imperative code into a single expression?"

"Wanna see me do it again?"

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I think I'm a little bit of everyone except him. I work as a web dev, love functional programming and/with TypeScript. 😅

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