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Seriously, if I don't die before retirement, I'll be totally shocked and have no idea what to do with my life.
i think people are afraid of living to "100" and achieving very little, hence why some of them have mid-life crisises.
I'm not afraid of living that long in the same way as I'm not afraid of being independently wealthy.
Odds of both are slim.
Although, is think that being 100, you'd also feel like you're 100. That could be awful.
Achievement doesn't come into it for me so much.
You're free to join my retirement plan: dying in the Water Wars!