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Hon hon hon
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
Hon hon hon, our enemies have learned that oiu fire in three shot bursts. Now with zis five and twenty round magazine, zay will here a single shots, and keep their heads down till zay hear zee third shot, giving ample time to reloads! Hon hon hon, baguette!