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[-] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 8 months ago

Also looking at Rust. Yeah, I totally like recompiling thousands of crates for a single webapp single-threaded.

[-] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

well if you are recompiling thousands of crates with a single thread, for a simple webapp no less, then you are doing something wrong. multiple things, actually, I count 3.

[-] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Actually, my (not that small) Rust projects now take officially less time to cold compile than the "hot" reloading of our next.js monster in my job. Incremental compilation is at least an order of magnitude faster. And cherry on top, dumb code is often 100x faster than js.

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