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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands
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Two, three or four spaces? If you answer wrong I'll never forgive you
I’m rather partial to five myself but only when I’m feeling fancy.
Yes
Per the Linux kernel coding style:
No one will ever know. That is my editor's job. XD
Depends on the mood.