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I remember my senior advisor student tellimg me a story how she went to industrial lab internship in a hospital with these things.
They had their own little collider there. They made synthetic radioactive cocaine to study something in the brain.
They didn't measure the drug dosage, they just filled the syringe and waited holding it near a radiation counter for radiation to drop to desired level.
Once she spilled something and dipped her hand in it. She was told to hold a hand away rfom the body for a day - on a train ride home, in shower, in sleep - to protect internal organs. Next day, radiation was gone, down to natural level.
These things are amazing.
"synthetic radioactive cocaine" is a hell of a phrase.
Would also make for a hell of a band name if not for the first two words sounding clunky together 🤔
Nuked coke, illegitimate?
Irradiated faux-coke?
Nuked Fauxke? 🤷
https://www.scho-ka-kola.de/homepage-english.html Totally particle accelerator targets
the page doesn't seem to mention the coolest fact that, like coca-cola, the composition was a bit different a century ago.