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[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 94 points 3 days ago

If I'm to believe that second person didn't misspeak, they had "mental breakdowns" with an "s", so multiple breakdowns, over the thought that their eating lettuce could cause a nuclear apocalypse.

They must really like lettuce. If I had a mental breakdown over the fear that my eating a specific food would cause untold human death and suffering, including my own, I would likely not eat that food again until I could convince myself it was safe.

[-] lime@feddit.nl 97 points 3 days ago

(While chewing lettuce) “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 18 points 3 days ago

Would you mind doing that more over towards Washington DC, please? TIA.

[-] lime@feddit.nl 17 points 3 days ago

Tactical salad, lol.

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