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Programmers are no longer needed! (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 194 points 1 day ago

Describing what they want in plain, human language is impossible for stakeholders.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

The canonical video which demonstrates that truth.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 68 points 1 day ago

'I want you to make me a Facebook-killer app with agentive AI and blockchains. Why is that so hard for you code monkeys to understand?'

[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago

You forgot we run on fritos, tab, and mountain dew.

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

Maybe he want to write damn login page himself.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 8 points 21 hours ago

Not say it out loud. Not stupid... Just proud.

[-] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago

LLMs need to be trained to work with reptilian language. Problem solved.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Even writing an RFC for a mildly complicated feature to mostly describe it takes so many words and communication with stakeholders that it can be a full time job. Imagine an entire app.

[-] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

You want the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? Ok np

this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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