I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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The black pill is the logical one to take. It's basically a get out of death (or jail, I suppose) free card if you can use it at the right time. Unfortunately, most people don't speak the language or have a passport that would allow them to leave the country. So you might have problems there.
Changing eye color at will would be cool as well, but not as useful in an emergency.
One needs to read terms and conditions. Where in Tirana?
Inside a wall
Quite a lot of Albanians speak English these days, I think you would be completely fine in basically every circumstance assuming you could open a safety deposit box and leave a spare passport.
I have too many questions about how the teleportation works, like what happens if you instantly (or over a small time t) transition from one location's air pressure to another?
I've not looked up the actual elevation differences, but I think that you would most likely survive with a bout of vertigo. People have no issue surviving cabin pressure loss in an aircraft, which is a larger difference in pressure than you would probably see.
you get gassy