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[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.

I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 3 months ago

The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Yes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters

[-] hungryphrog 10 points 3 months ago

So now you tell me!

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago

This is very disappointing

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Gotta boof ‘em

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Iirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ

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