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Fish (2025-11-08)
(midwest.social)
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
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This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.
Bonus panel
I've heard different versions of this joke.
The slightly dirty version is that the man asks for a perfect wife; rich, beautiful, smart, and all the other traits he'd like. Only she has to be insanely jealous.
The really bad version I leave to your childish and perverted imaginations.