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[-] protist@mander.xyz 81 points 1 day ago

The DHS spokesperson issued a statement saying: 'America is grateful all the time for our federal law enforcement officers who keep us safe. We suggest Ms. Rodrigo thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice.'

Olivia Rodrigo WARNED

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 day ago

The headline creator separated a shoulder with that stretch.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 1 day ago

They should definitely get a stepladder before they injure themselves.

She SLAMMED them so hard. They're so SLAMMED right now.

Unrelated, slam now sounds like a form of fusion lunch meat.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

I'll have a slammy on rye plz

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

'Eviscerated' is creeping in.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Disemboweled just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Edit: the pun was not intended

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