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The most male and female reasons to be admitted to the hospital
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I feel like it needs more obviously only male ones to counteract the obviously only female.
Where’s testicular cancer? Prostate? “Dick stuck in [object]”? You know that last one has to have at least 1000 entries.
Object stuck in arse is the classic, if the anecdotes of my medical professional friends are anything to go by. Although maybe that’s already covered by “Assault, blunt object”
Females have arses too…
I'd be zero percent surprised to learn that men get stuff stuck up their arse more than women.
I live in a town which has a hospital that supports a large geographical area and as such is a major employer in the town. Many of my friends work there.
It’s always men.
You know, a lot of women online complain about the idea that men are more horny than women, but I'd say they need to get their lost object in anal cavity requiring surgical removal numbers up if they'd like to differ.
hi, husband here
i am the arse
I’m not sure that’s in dispute?
They don't poop, why would they have one?
If girls had buttholes they'd also fart so definitely fake news!
That's right. Nature don'ts make stuffs for no reason'. That's the beauty of it
You’re saying that it’s apparently a male only issue if you think it should be on the men’s side.
Would it be surprising, no, but it’s probably gonna be a pretty even split.
37 times more men than women 😂
Cool. Doesn’t mean you need to be a dick about it.
You’re also an ass for trying to funnel it under “assault”, not funny. Just ignorant while trying to make a joke at men.
Love that the name-calling starts once I've provided evidence to back up my claim. This is called an ad hominem attack, or narcissistic rage, in case you ever want to bring it up with your therapist. I don't know how old you are, but it's common in children, where they're not emotionally equipped to manage the frustration of being proved wrong.
May the internet never change.
lol. You’re the one saying men are assaulting their ass.
Projection much?
I didn’t call out your joke in my first reply because I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt that you weren’t sexist or something, thanks for proving it with THAT reply.
Love it, absolute textbook 😂
I can see how you managed to get a rating this low.
There’s the projection you mentioned. You did the insulting. Called me a dick, an ass and ignorant, after I posted evidence to back up what I said. Sounds pretty petty to me.
I haven’t insulted you or called you names, I’ve just brought receipts.
“Oh no, the consequences of my actions”
Yes exactly! Act like a sexist dick and you’re gonna be called out once in a while. You don’t need to insult a person directly to be a horrible person. Look in a mirror mate.
You started right off with not wanting to discuss in good faith by saying men assault their ass, if you expect people to be respectful to you with that attitude…. Well you’re the problem, not them. So why should I NOT insult you, when you decided to insult an entire gender first?
Respect begets respect, you started.
The deflection is world class, I applaud you.
EDIT - I love that you called out my attitude after yours is there on your profile. This is Trump level deflection, you’ll go far.
My guess is it just doesn't usually get you admitted to the hospital. They can usually help you out in the ER and send you on your way.
It’s probably also “foreign object in body” and covers all holes, so the females are “watered” down maybe? More options, less results in each, common data issue.
I would put a lot of money on it not being an even split. The stories I’ve heard from hospital colleagues always involve men, to the point where one nurse I know wanted to add a plea in a local Facebook group to ask men to stop shoving household objects up their arse.
I think women have the wherewithal to use, or have easier access to, proper tapered toys. Men see a tube shaped object and go “yep, that’ll do”.
The hospital admissions are for removal of stuck foreign objects, not which gender likes bum fun the most.
Some of this definitely comes from stigma, it's relatively normal for women to have sex toys, regardless of relationship status, but it's seen as sad and loser/gooner behavior if a man has sex toys. Add in inconvenience of penetrative sex toys really only being effective for prostate play for men (whereas women can use penetrative sex toys both to simulate vanilla PIV sex and for any amount of increasingly kinky fantasies) and you have the perfect recipe for horny men curious about ringing that male G-spot using whatever seems relatively safe and appropriately sized
Fake news.
“Don’t threaten me with a good time” eh?