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[-] magic_smoke 87 points 1 month ago

Jokes on her, I've transitioned since last Christmas.

[-] Fisherswamp@programming.dev 82 points 1 month ago

You can still bring a girl though

[-] magic_smoke 2 points 1 month ago

Mission failed successfully: I'm bringing my enby instead and you can't stop me.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 month ago

If your mum is not OK with this, can I be your adoptive parent?

[-] chellomere@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

I am the girl! Hmm, but maybe I'll bring another one too? 🤔

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

it's yuletide! everyone (except that person. they know what they did) is welcome and celebrated!

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

when you burst into the wedding promising doom and death, we didn't kick you out because we didn't believe you, we kicked you out because we already knew. i mean, i'm involved let's be real.

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025
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