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[-] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

my wife gets mad i can turn off, so sometimes she punches me to wake me up just so i suffer along with her

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I call mine "Magikarp" when she flops around in her sleep and hits me. She, uh, is not amused with the nickname, lol.

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