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[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

If people are suspicious of you, that's already a fuck-up. Be there regularly in walking attire with a bag or coat or whatever, buying cheap things. When you take shit buy SOMETHING on your way out. Come on.

[-] TherapyGary@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In the States, at Walmart, someone's entire job is to stand at the door and ask to see receipts.

Edit: Also I'm lowkey offended and annoyed that you assume I'm a noob and, as such, wrote your comment with a condescending tone

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am definitely way too condescending to people, but your post comes off like instructing others that being in that situation is okay. Shoplifting varies widely in risk depending how insane everyone involved is. Years ago I would take enough food to eat, that's not me trying to show off my elite skills. I think the frequency of shoplifting required to survive calls for one billion percent more effort and fastidiousness. You gotta buy a seltzer on the way out!!!

I'm murican too yes

[-] TherapyGary@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah we're talking about different kinds of shoplifting 😅 I suppose I should've posted this to c/illegalism, but I wanted to support this instance

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Well to be even more thorough you want to have a cart and buy some cheap stuff that looks bulky etc etc you know. Yeah that's the only kind of shoplifting people should be doing around insane murderers?

[-] TherapyGary@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah that's the only kind of shoplifting people should be doing

I mean, I think it's obvious that I disagree?

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