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[-] slickgoat@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Do whatever gets the job done. So many unnecessary hangups.

If she needed me to kill a chicken for her to get off, I'd ring that poor little bastard's neck (the chicken's, just to be clear.)

[-] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

My love life involves a lot of choking the chicken too.

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