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What shadowy left-wing cabal is funding you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by bruhbeans@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'm currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it'd help if I had a competitive offer.

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[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I'm being funded by penguins. I don't know why, I don't even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can't tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That'd just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for all the fish

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Thank the aquatic birds.

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