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[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Say you don't have 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' at home for these occasions? How do you sleep at night?

Just in case here's the instruction: "And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

[-] rolypolyman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Can I count to six?

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Who says I don't? I play worms, I know wassup.

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