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[-] Bassman27@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago

Vibrators are fine but when I whip out the premium™️ silicone vagina / asshole combo with a high speed self lubricating vortex cervix and the 36GG BIG TIDDY™️ attachment with Alexa integration I’m ruining he mood 🙄

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

with Alexa integration

"I'm about to cum... Alexa play Despacito"

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You misspelled El Sonidito.

[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And they kick you out of the Walmart!

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 20 points 6 days ago

vortex cervix

🤌🤌🤌

[-] wellheh@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Her name's Alexa, so that's one way to think of it.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago

"Alexa, I'm close!"

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

It's because you aren't using the cum collection tray attachment, it's a game changer trust me

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 21 points 6 days ago

This thread is insane 😂

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