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[-] Grumpy@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago

I would have no issue with vibrator usage, since that's a tool, not a person. But I don't think I want anyone else dunking on my gf while I make the alley-oop.

From the emasculated male perspective, LeBron is the competitor, not your teammate.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

While I comple agree with her, you're right that metaphor is kind of ... meh. Like I get what she's trying to say it's just that you can twist that metaphor in some uncomfortable ways.

Btw the magic wand is the answer if you don't like the vibrator idea

[-] SpicyLengthiness@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Btw the magic wand is the answer if you don't like the vibrator idea

The magic wand....vibrator?

[-] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Well one is internal use, and the other is external……usually

[-] zer0hour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

which one? the vibrator or the vibrator?

[-] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Magic wand (hitachi) is typically external. But google enough and well…..

[-] SpicyLengthiness@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

What? There are many different types of vibrators. Some are internal, some external, some are both!

[-] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was specifically referring to the magic wand. Which was intended to be external but the internet has proven that people get creative in their quests to void warranties

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Even if the guy just plays basketball as a hobby, I'm walking.

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